gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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